Jesus was a mushroom?



So was Osiris...

And Santa delivered...


Do you know the real story of Santa Claus?
Or the apple in the Garden of Eden?
Or that magic mushroom in Super Mario Bros?

Or why you eat the flesh and drink the blood of "Jesus"?

Some say... If life was a video game, the Amanita Muscaria would be one of the things you must obtain to reach the next level. Few know that the "Apple" in the Garden of Eden was representing this sacred mushroom. The fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. There is so much one can learn internally, if you listen.

Sacred mushrooms are said to be how one opens the portal.
The Dead Sea Scrolls were written about a sacred mushroom cult. Many stories in the Bible were encoded messages about sacred mushrooms. And yet we were led to believe they are "of the Devil"...

The story of Santa is based on a Siberian Shaman that delivered these sacred shroons to villagers in frozen yurts, after climbing down the chimney, because the door was snowed over. The bright red bulbs were dried in the bows of pine trees. This is where the ornamental tree bulbs originated. Reindeer were said to "fly" after eating this mushroom.

So much history, and yet we were never taught about this in school, church or on TV?

AND, it is significant to know that this sacred mushroom is legal.

Have you experienced the Amanita Muscaria?

Be careful, the first people I know that did that, got kicked out of the Garden, naked and screaming...





Symbolism speaks more than words.














Break down the narrative. Look behind the veil.

When the Bible tells you to "eat the flesh and drink the blood" of the Jesus... It's not LITERAL. Jesus in this context is the anthropomorphization of the sacred Amanita Muscaria mushroom. [Eat the mushroom flesh, drink the juice that forms on the cap after the dew, that is blood red]

Breaking down the allegory, for you to have "communion" with the "God", consume the sacred shroon...

"The early Xtians were a rebel mushroom cult."

John Allegro famously said "Jesus was a mushroom". He was one of the scholars that transcribed the Dead Sea Scrolls, and spoke out about what he found and what he did NOT find...

The Virgin Mary, was an anthropomorphization in some stories for Mary Jane. Marijuana... "Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom"...

These are mechanisms created by the creator to tune you into a frequency where you interface with "source". Where you download information wirelessly from the "Cloud"....

Jesus "said" he spoke in parables... But few will tell you, his story was an allegory... and that has a deeper meaning you should be searching for on your "path to enlightenment"....

Unless you really just wanted to eat that flesh and drink that blood like a zombie cannibal... then carry on...





It all breaks down to astrotheology at the encoded level. Watch this 3 times... let it marinate...

 “Astrotheology & Shamanism” by Jan Irvin & Andrew Rutajit.

The Pharmacratic Inquisition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGAOpuEGjSs

 

 





Screenshots from https://www.salvationanointed.com/about-the-church/the-lost-word-%D7%99%D7%94%D7%95%D7%94/



Jesus, the Holy Grail and the Magic Mushroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVu5nsRGjU


Jesus Was A Mushroom By Darryl Cherney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTLSF_h1fjg



If life was an allegory, would you get it?



And how would one disassociate from truth if one beLIEved the story and missed the "message"?

The Bible is a book of allegorical stories that contain hidden messages on at least 3 levels.
To read it and worship surface level characters without discerning the encoded message, is like eating the fortune cookie but tossing the fortune, without even reading it?








Speaking of allegory,  contemplate this fun diversion. The forbidden fruit, in the Garden of Eden, from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, was NOT an apple... Amanita Muscaria



If you were going to "hide something in plain sight" where would you put it?

























 
 
 
 
 
 











It really sucks to finally realize you are in a Sacred Mushroom Cult, but all you get is crackers and grape juice.







If life was a video game, I suspect this would be one of those magical things one needs to make it to the next level...

 

It's sacred.
It's legend.
It's legal.
It's hallucinogenic.
It changes your frequency.
It allows you to connect to source and download valuable information.
(The forbidden fruit, of knowledge of good and evil...)
It's one of the most significant things in our existence.
And 97.3% have never heard of it, despite having seen it a gazillion times over a lifetime.
Amanita Muscaria  is the real reason ChristMas is "Merry"...
































Church would be alot more fun if they didn't keep this one a secret... not that it is all fun and games.
Now if "God" said one should not eat it, why is it so prevalent in the "church"?
And doesn't this mean the core of Christianity is really a magic mushroom sun cult?
I'll leave ya with that to chew on.
This is just a fun little "Amuse-bouche".



He was also the sun of God, but that's another story.

Look past the fuzzy dude. Notice the sun is in every image. The sun of God... They told us it was a heavenly halo, how adorable. You'd blush if you really knew what a steeple represents...




The film Astrotheology is a 5 course meal, although still very mild compared to actual practices and rituals. It's a good starter, if you are still hungry...

https://youtu.be/YAl0snG2ACA


Great info on the magic shroon
https://thethirdwave.co/psychedelics/amanita-muscaria/?fbclid=IwAR1wxeao5X8SmAXxTkVMOhvdbAmxahT3-zVX61fteYdkJR8cLPVE1x8fftM

 


Now how does it feel to be at the tipping point of realizing that Santa Claus WAS real and Jesus was the symbolic gesture…



And everything you beLIEve IS a lie…



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