Be Breatharian!
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Vegans and their unquenchable hunger for fresh produce are devouring gazillions of fruits, nuts and vegetables every day.
Wildlife struggle to find enough to eat. One third of the planet is being used to grow food to support this destructive habit.
Wake up and stop enabling this senseless annihilation of the world’s living beings and resources to further enrich the evil Vegetable Industrial Complex.
Become a “Breatharian!!! Subsist on pure sunshine, oxygen and water.
[As the Overlords hath intended]
Scientists have proven that plants feel pain when cut, mashed or eaten. Just because wheat grass can’t scream, doesn’t mean it doesn’t experience horrifically painful deaths at the mouths of chlorophyl thirsty vegans.
They bleed green, just as we bleed red.
We must create a safe space to allow these essential beings to thrive, happily ever after, without fear of being ripped from their roots and shoved down some insatiable vegan’s throat.
Healthy and safe plants will produce gigatons of fresh oxygen desperately needed to offset the carbon footprint losses caused by cow farts.
Vegans. Don’t settle for being a smaller part of the bigger problem!
Be the solution!
Be Breatharian!
Eat the sun! Breathe the air! Let the vegetables roam free and unmolested.
It’s the truly moral thing to do to save the planet.
But seriously, Eat the Sun!
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